In 2009 I was implementing soap scum in Ohio. Spent 2001-2004 getting to know circus clowns in Miami, FL. Spent 2002-2008 getting my feet wet with shaving cream in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2004 donating toy monkeys in Washington, DC. Spoke at an international conference about developing strategies for human brains in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2010 writing about ice cream in Nigeria.